AISubs v3.7
- That's how it is! - That's how it is!
It's not good to keep people waiting, right?
There are people who are already waiting for us to start filming.
It's fine, we can't keep waiting like this.
- We've already started filming. - That's right.
When we're exchanging messages,
we often use Slack or LINE.
It's important for us to get in touch as soon as possible.
- That's the most important thing. - Yes.
- Can you do it, Tetsuya-san? - What?
- Show us how many LINE messages you've collected. - Oh!
- Recently, - Yes.
- I ended up doing this again. - Yes.
- I started thinking more about not eating anymore. - You're amazing!
- I have 123 LINE messages now. - Hahaha!
When you get a message like "How about you, Tetsuya?"
- Everyone's like... - Yes.
- They're waiting for you, right? What about you, Tetsuya? - Yes, that's right.
- It's not good to keep people waiting like this. - Yes.
Even so, I think we get a lot of LINE messages,
- so we're going to experience the evilness of keeping people waiting. - Yes.
- We're going to experience the sinfulness of it. - Yes.
- We want to know how grateful you are for keeping people waiting. - Yes.
- So, this time, - Yes.
- we're going to do a time-limited grand prix for transforming into LINE! - Yes!
- We're going to do four competitions. - Yes.
- We're going to do endurance-type things like "Let's do it for a bit." - Yes.
- I talked about when the endurance ends, - Yes.
- but when it starts, you start sending someone "Call me right away!" - Yes.
- And you end it the moment you get a message like "What's up?" - Yes.
- That's it? - That's it.
- We're going to compete among ourselves, - Yes.
- but... - Two people.
- Yes. - Three people.
- One of them is pooping. - He's not pooping!
- He's pooping! - Scary!
- Don't make me wait! - He's just not getting called!
- So, since it's a grand prix, - Yes.
- the first person to get a LINE message, - Yes.
- will get four points, - Yes.
- three points, two points, and one point. - Yes.
- We're going to do endurance-type things, - Yes.
- and there's a chance you'll reach your limit, - Yes.
- and if you send a LINE message to someone you really hate and are giving up, - If you send a LINE message to someone you really hate and are giving up,
- you won't be able to come back for the rest of your life. - That's right.
- If you give up, you'll get zero points. - Wow!
- You'll end up like that. - Yes.
- By the way, this time, - Yes.
- I, Shichimi-san, as a game master, - Yes.
- will do this kind of competition, - Yes.
- and I'll only send messages like "Don't send it to people like me!" - Yes.
- It's a genre restriction, right? - It'll put a little bit of pressure on you,
- so let's fight in this box. - Yes.
- By the way, this is not the first round. - Yes.
- Oh, is that so? - Yes.
- We'll go down the door and have a match. - Yes.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- Pyon! - Yes!
- So, for our first match, - Yes.
- we'll be sent to this place at 7 in the morning. - Yes.
- What will we be doing here? - For you guys,
- we'll have you run on a boom runner. - Oh!
- Until you send a LINE message. - Yes.
- You'll have to keep running for a while. - Johnny, what's your pace like?
- 7.5. - 7.5.
- I think a boom runner feels easier than actually running. - To put it simply, it's infinite.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
- I hate people who are doing long-distance running and long-distance running. - It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!
- Well, this time, our attributes are limited. - Yes.
- What kind of person can you send a LINE message to? - To YouTubers!
- Wow! - That's harsh!
- Seriously.
- There aren't many people like you in this world. - That's true.
- Seriously.
- We realized it three years ago. - Yes.
- We get together at 10 in the morning, end at 1 at night, get together at 8 at night, and go home at 6 in the evening. - Yes.
- Well, I'll send you a message. - Oh!
- A message! - A message is always quick.
- I know! I hope he doesn't come back four days later. - No, I'm serious!
- Are you okay? - No, but I think I can send you a message today.
- Yesterday, Tommy said... - Oh!
- "I'm going to shoot "gachiman" again tomorrow morning." - No!
- I'm never going to shoot "gachiman" again!
- I've decided! - Oh!
- I'm going to be a "hunter" of "espoir." - Oh!
- A junior! - Yes!
- Well, I'm not a junior "espoir" yet... - That's too bad!
- Juniors don't do "mide" or "sammai" until later. - Yes.
- I've decided! I'm going to be "deicred basso." - Wow!
- That's good! - If you think about it today...
- I have 10 million yen, so I'll treat you to a meal! - I see.
- I'll treat you to a concert. - I've decided, too!
- I'm going to be "namiki-chan" again tomorrow morning. - Oh!
- I don't think I'll be up for "one-chance golf" anymore. - Wow, you're fast!
- I'm sure you won't be up for "one-chance golf" anymore. - OK, let's say "ready, set..."
- OK! - Ready, set...
- Oh! - OK!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- OK!
- This is infinite, right? - This is infinite, I think!
- Wow! - This is infinite, right?
- It's not like this, but it's not like this, right? - No, it's not like this.
- It's not like this, right? - No, it's not like this.
- There was an update on Twitter here. - What?
- Gacchan was awake. - Wow, Gacchan!
- It seems to be lined up in Crayon Shin-chan's shop in the morning. - Wow!
- Is Gacchan also a YouTuber? - No, it may be more advanced.
- More and more. - Certainly.
- No, with Kazu-san. - That's right, that's right.
- Certainly! - No matter how you think about it, a young YouTuber in their early 20s is likely to be late in the morning.
- Ah! - Oh!
- What? - Yes!
- Um... Good morning! - Top!
- Kanta is in the back! - Clear!
- Alright! - Good morning!
- Hello? - Good morning!
- Thank you, Kanta! - You're the one who keeps running until your LINE comes back!
- Kanta is the winner! - Oh, I'm glad you're here!
- You spent your time in a hurry, didn't you? - Yeah, you're really good!
- I'm so happy for you! - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work, Kanta!
- Oh, I'm so happy for you! - Thank you for your hard work, Kanta!
- Yes! - Oh, I knew it!
- Alright! - Alright, I'm so happy for you!
- Yoshimura-san, you're the winner! - Alright!
- I don't feel like running anymore, so I'm going to run! - Hahaha!
- Besides, we're in the middle of a natural disaster, so we're going to run. - Yeah, it's tough because we're going to run, right?
- I'm saying "good morning" to you. - I got it.
- I'm sorry! - Hahaha!
- I said "good morning" to you. - Can't you say "good morning" to me? I'm lonely.
- It's 8 o'clock now. - It's 8 o'clock!
- There might be a hole in 8 o'clock. - Yeah, a number with good fog is definitely a chance!
- There it is! - Oh!
- Huh?! No way! - No, no...
- You're going too far! - No, no, no!
- When I saw your LINE message, you sent me a picture like this! - That's wonderful!
- It's 1 AM. - Hello!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I've been running all the way from Hankun to your LINE message! - No, no, no, I'm glad!
- I happened to be early. - Oh, you happened to be early!
- Are you shooting from now on? - No, I'm not shooting.
- I'm going to the stone wall studio. - Oh, really?
- Good luck with the shoot! - Okay!
- Okay!
- It's over! - We got 3 points!
- Yes! - Yes!
- But these two will stay for the long distance...
- The feedback that I wanted to give you is impossible now... - It's over now, right?
- You don't have to stay for such a long distance! - Wow!
- You guys wanted to be separated! - Yeah!
- I thought it would be useless even if we separated! - Yeah!
- You came back, didn't you? - Yeah!
- Wow! - Wow!
Don't answer right now! Just say it!
- No you! - No you!
- He answered! - Yes, yes!
- Good morning! - Good morning?
- Yeah, good morning! - He just woke up.
- He just woke up? - We're filming from 5 in the morning.
- Wow! - We're filming in Shima Spain Village.
- Shima Spain Village! - Shima Spain Village!
There's a challenge where you have to keep running until your LINE returns.
- It's been about 30 minutes now. - But it's back!
Thank you so much! I'm glad!
If it hadn't come back a little more, I'd have opened the roof of the villa at 7 o'clock.
- Thank you so much for the villa. - I'll do my best to prepare it.
- Good luck with the filming! - Yes, thank you!
- Thank you!
- Wow, that's a real man! - It's a real man!
- It's a real man filming!
- We haven't filmed in three hours! - Good morning!
- Good morning!
- Look behind you! - Wake up!
- There are times when you want to sleep. - We won't give you one-chance time.
- What are you doing? - Who is this player?
- Why? - Is he a minor?
- No, he's from another prefecture. - Oh, he's from another prefecture. - Yes.
- He's from Hokkaido. - Oh, he's from Hokkaido. - He's amazing.
- He won second place in his team. - I'm proud of you.
- Good morning! - Good morning! - I thought you were my dad.
- Ryo-kun! - Yeah?! - Can we go out as much as we can?
- Definitely! Go out as much as you can! - Fighting!
- It's been an hour! - Yeah, it's been about an hour.
- We've been playing 7 games in total. - But I don't feel tired at all.
- Yeah, you do. But we do get tired when we're playing. - Yeah.
[The next day]
- Kuchiro! - What?
- Yes! - Well, I'm not finished yet, but...
- What is it? - I really want to meet you, but...
- What? - Can I meet you for a moment?
- Can you? - Yes.
- Heave-ho! - Whoa!
- I can't stop! - You look like you're in trouble.
- I'm going crazy! - No, you're fast.
- My battery is 632, so... - Hahaha.
- I'm about to reset my phone.
- My battery is 1,200 kWh. - Wow!
- Yeah. - It's going to take a while, but...
- But you know... - I'm tired.
- You don't say it, but... - My knees are going to break.
- You're going to come, right? - That's right.
- Well, it's 10 o'clock.
- I can't come. - What?
- Do you have a record? - No, I don't.
- If I had one, I'd come.
- Hahaha.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
- Finally! - Finally!
- I sent it at 7:36 and came back at 10:17. - Wow!
- Yes, I'm sorry I'm late. - Not at all!
- Hahaha. - You slept a lot, didn't you?
- Hahaha. - Hello?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- I'm sorry. - How was your day?
- Oh, you went golfing today? - Yes, I just broke my arm.
- Oh, I see! - You know it!
- Oh, today, I'm planning to keep running until LINE comes back. - Hahaha.
- Thanks to you, I was able to run for two and a half hours. - I'm sorry I'm late.
- No, thank you! - Don't worry about it. - I'm healthy now!
- How much did you run? - Well, about 20 kilometers. - Hahaha.
- I'm sorry I'm late. - No, no, not at all!
- I went golfing!
- I know how to jump fast! - Is this the first one?
- Huh? - Is this the first one? - The first week is over. - I see.
- We haven't made a single video yet. - But we can run, can't we?
- I don't know if we can run on time or not. - I don't know if we can run or not.
- Surprisingly, everyone was up early. - That's right!
- At first, we were up early in the morning. - Hahaha.
- We were working hard. - We were working hard.
- Let's go back to the studio. - Yes, let's go!
- So, the first round is over. - Yes!
- 4 points. - Yes. - 3 points. - 3 points. - 2 points. - 2 points. - Yes.
- As you can see, Ryo is exhausted. - Hahaha.
- At that point, I thought I wouldn't be able to sleep at all. - Yeah.
- But we waited until we started. - Hahaha.
- We played the first round and waited until we started, but we were up all night. - Hahaha.
- We played for 12 hours. - We played the first round in the morning.
- It was 7 in the morning. - Yes.
- It's 8 o'clock in the evening now. - I'm sleepy.
- Let's play the second game right away. - Yes!
- Here comes Gachiman-san! - Gachiman-san!
- Gachiman is already too sleepy. - Not Gachiman. - Why?
- Please announce the second round of Gachiman competition. - The second round of Gachiman competition...
- We'll have you carry heavy things! - Heavy things!
- Carry and continue? - Huh?
- Wow, 1kg! - Huh? 1kg?
- It's tough! - This is too much!
- Okay, everyone, equally... - Yes!
- Even if it's a short-term competition... - Yes!
- To your mother... - Huh? I see!
- To your mother? - Yes. - I see.
- That's fast. - It's fast. - It's fast.
- But the reply is fast.
- No, no, no. - It's not like that.
- It's not like that.
- Now, are you ready for Gachiman?
- Yes, I'm ready. - Yes, I'm ready.
- Wait a minute, I'm looking for my parents' LINE. - Why is that?
- You're all in a teddy bear state, right? - That's right.
- So, if Toshimi-san is going down a little... - Yes.
- With Gachiman-ship... - Yes.
- With Gachiman-ship... - With Gachiman-ship...
- I guess it's easier for you to tell. - It's easier for me to tell with Vago-s torch mashup...
- Ready? - Yes! - READY...
- FIGHT!
- Gachiman 0 fuse - OK, steady... - OK, steady...
- Now, look towards the rainbow! - Yes.
- If you get your number... Do you have it?
- I have it. - I have it!
- That's too fast! - Yes!
- Too fast!
- Yes! - You're so good at this!
- Thank you!
- Has it been four minutes yet? - Yes, it has!
- Oh! - Yes, it has!
- Hey! What are you doing?! The number...
- Whoa! - Nice!
- Whoa!
- Nice! - You're strong!
- You're in second place! - Whoa!
- I'm in second place! - This is crazy!
- This is terrible! - Whoa!
Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up!
- You said you'd do it in one word! - Mom, you know I can do it.
Hurry up and come on!
- Why is it so long? - Why is it so long?
- I found the last emoji! - It's coming down, it's coming down!
- Gachiman! Gachiman! - Say Gachiman, say Gachiman!
- Gachiman! - Danger! Danger!
- Tsurunose! - Face it! Face it! Take it!
- I don't like it! I hate it! I hate that face! - That face!
- I'm really angry! - End!
- I can't do it like this! - Record!
Ryo-san, 4 points in 17 seconds!
Alright!
Mushi-san, in that case, 3 points in 36 seconds!
Tetsuya, 2 points in 1 minute and 11 seconds!
Okay!
Mimoru, 0 points in 3 minutes and 30 seconds!
Yeah!
I'd like to go on to the third round as it is for now,
but even if we're in the same time zone,
people who are awake won't change, so...
Yeah, I'll give you about 4 hours.
When you wake up, you'll do the next challenge...
But we got together at 4 a.m. today!
No, that's not true!
- Just the last one! - What's with you?!
- I'll be judging you, okay? - Okay.
The topic is...
People who haven't contacted you for more than a year (YouTuber).
- What?! Seriously?! - People who haven't contacted you for less than a year?!
- What?! - What?!
- People who haven't posted anything for more than a year?!
Is Imemaru's wife a normal person?
By the way, of course it's our family.
What?!
Hey, you were happy just now!
You were happy!
- You're noisy! - You're noisy!
Okay, fine.
Hurry up and send it! Or Imemaru will get mad!
I don't care anymore! If you contact a normal woman, she'll come!
Imemaru-chan, we fought over that a few years ago, and that's all we can do now!
- This is bad! - But...
- It'd be annoying if she contacted you for less than a year, right? - That's right!
I can't send you anything!
There's a lot!
Even now, I thought you were playing at night, but...
You fought for a long time!
- There's a lot! - But?!
- But I can't send you anything! - You're lying!
- You're a bad boy! - I've decided!
- You're a bad boy! - You're a bad boy!
Okay, final competition!
Ready, go!
- Okay, it's started! - It's started!
- Final competition! - Seriously, I'm counting on you!
- Okay, first of all, let's take a look at who sent it. - That's a shame.
I'm someone who does YouTube-related work.
I've been to your studio before.
- You're a salaryman called Kaiji Endo, right? - Yes, yes!
- What is it? - Take this and look at it.
- Ah! - Ah!
It's a creator-like job, isn't it?
- I'm up for it! - As expected of you, you're up for it.
I see.
You're my junior's old friend.
- That's too much! - You're my junior's old friend.
- You're... - Yes?
You're Nizare Bakutai, aren't you?
- What?! - Don't make me say it!
- I'll say it first! - You'll say it?
- No, I won't say it. - You'll say it?
- Who? - I'll say it.
- I'm a friend from Tokyo. - Oh.
- I'm a painter and I work as well. - Oh.
- So who do you think it is? - It's DIY, but...
- It's a friend of mine called Kamita. - Oh!
- I've appeared in a video before. - Oh!
- Why?! - He was a bug at the event.
- That's right. - He pretended to be a bug at the 2002 Okkai.
- Oh, I see. - It's in the video.
[Who is this?]
- There's so many of you! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Huh? - Huh?
- Oh, I can't do it. I can't do it. - There's still 10 people left.
- It's starting to rot.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Wait, I just got one, too! - Huh?!
- I sent you a sticker of Tsuchiikawa. I'll buy it, Mr. Tsuchiikawa!
- It has nothing to do with you! - What do you mean?!
- Thank you.
- The winner doesn't change anyway. The ranking doesn't change anyway.
- Yes, me and Nimoru are... - We both have some drawbacks.
- No, we're the same. - If we're the same, then it's obvious.
- It's obvious. - No, it's not obvious.
- I've never seen anyone so confident about themselves.
One more! One more!
One more! Really?
Please look for it in one minute.
Same conditions, right?
19 minutes and 30 seconds.
- 20 minutes have passed. - That's right.
Who do you think it is?
Katsushi-san. He's from Hakata.
- Hakata? - Hakata's Katsushi-san.
Hakata's Katsushi-san.
I think it's the sun.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Katsushi! - Katsushi!
My classmate's women's track and field.
Strong women.
What do strong women do at home?
It's not an essay anymore. Strong women.
It's not about age.
At home, too.
What's with that face?
Look at that face in front of you.
One, two...
Sorry, I can't do it.
- It's okay. - Sorry!
It's okay.
If it's 30 minutes, it'll really be over.
You can do it, right? Hang in there.
It's not about hanging in there.
I can't do it.
The sun...
The sun has set.
It hurts so much I can't laugh.
No!
I've never seen that before!
You did your best!
I could've gone under a cliff.
I could've taken a chance under a cliff.
What time did you start?
3:56.
I did my best.
- What time is it now? - It's 3:50 now.
I can't even wish for it to end.
I can't even hope for it to end.
- It's over? - It's over! Please forgive me!
We're very sorry about this.
I'm telling you, there's no happy ending for Tetsuya.
Nooo, you're wrong!
I'm in pain!
You're totally fine now.
My butt hurts!
It's still tingling.
Dirty.
Dirty!
What are you wearing?
I'm wearing a Misney Rock.
It's been an hour!
I told you.
You'll know in half a year.
Half a year.
I'll look for it.
January?
January.
It's a bonus.
When is it this year?
December 29th is the last.
Yes.
I'm the manager of Fulon Club.
Oh!
It's a bar in Shinjuku that Mino runs.
Hey!
Yes!
It's been a while.
I'm filming a video now and I want an answer right now.
Can I ask you for a favor?
Is it okay for you to have a wooden clock like this other than this?
It's okay.
Manager!
There is a wooden clock!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's a bonus!
Oh! It's a bonus!
Tencho-san's record is 1 hour and 4 minutes and 43 seconds!
Oh!
That's great!
Tencho-san, you got 2 points!
2 points!
Wow!
Be careful!
I'm going to try and drop it.
Okay!
No!
And with that...
The transformation speed of the members...
Graffling...
The friendship is...
Mushi-megami-san!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
But you know how important it is to be together, right?
I do!
So don't eat the LINE messages you send me!
Thank you for the long shooting!
Thank you!
Bye!
You're kidding me!